Dear self of several months ago,

Could you possibly have been less specific in your list of Middleman stories you wanted me to write? Don't get me wrong, it's great to have the list, and some of the stuff there is extremely useful, but then I get to things like the one with the evil french teacher and the one with the non-denominational winter holiday party! and the one with the collective of personalities and also mm in a coma and I am just - I'm not sure where to go from there, you know?

the one with hot sex in the changing room is pretty self-explanatory, I'll admit, but I'm a little confused as to why you think that will only be ONE story. I mean, really now.

Much love,

etben

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Dear self of this morning,

Staying on site on your weekend off and writing MM fic instead of going to the Mall of America: one of the better decisions you've made. A+ deciding-stuff skills!

Love,

etben

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Dear self of this afternoon,

Hope you enjoyed the nap that I'm about to take. Sorry about the total lack of doing laundry.

best,

etben

Okay, so I am the latest EVER to this particular party, I know, but WHO WANTS TO TALK WITH ME ABOUT THE MIDDLEMAN? Acceptable topics of discussion include but are not limited to: shenanigans; how much more kissing there should be; the utter dearth of good MM fic; the way they TOTALLY MADE A GLORYHOLE JOKE; IDA; how much I love Wendy Watson's face; how much I love Wendy Watson's everything; how much I love Lacey; how much I love the Middleman himself; how much I love every other aspect of this show; \o ART CRAWL!; and TROUT.

Also you should feel free to tell me what to write, because if the fic is not out there I WILL JUST HAVE TO RESOLVE THAT PROBLEM MYSELF. *is resolved*